Where is Fuckoffee located?

Fuckoffee is located at 429 Bethnal Green Road, Bethnal Green West, London, E2 0AN, in London, Tower Hamlets.

How can I contact Fuckoffee?

You can contact Fuckoffee through their website at https://www.fuckoffee.com/. You can also send a quote request through this page.

When is Fuckoffee open?

Monday 07:00 to 18:00; Tuesday 07:00 to 18:00; Wednesday 07:00 to 18:00; Thursday 07:00 to 18:00; Friday 07:00 to 18:00; Saturday 07:00 to 18:00; Sunday 07:00 to 18:00. Hours are community-maintained and may change, so confirm with the business before travelling.

What is the food hygiene rating for Fuckoffee?

Fuckoffee holds a Food Standards Agency hygiene rating of 3 out of 5, issued by Tower Hamlets following an inspection on 2025-10-20. This reflects hygiene standards observed at inspection, not customer satisfaction.

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Fuckoffee429 Bethnal Green Road

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429 Bethnal Green Road, London (E2 0AN)

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About Fuckoffee

Fuckoffee is listed as cafes at 429 Bethnal Green Road, London (E2 0AN). Food hygiene rating: 3 out of 5, inspected by Tower Hamlets. Opening hours: Mo-Su 07:00-18:00. Contact the business directly to confirm services, hours and availability.

Wheelchair access

Limited

Outdoor seating

Yes ✓

Indoor seating

Yes ✓

What we checked

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Food hygiene rating on record (FHRS)
Rated 3 at the inspection on 20 October 2025 by Tower Hamlets.
No telephone number on record
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Fuckoffee in context

Fuckoffee is one of 21 cafes we list in Bethnal Green West, and one of 5,345 across London.
There are 90 other listed businesses within 500 metres, so it sits in a busy part of Bethnal Green West.
The nearest transport is Bethnal Green (railway station), about 289 metres away: roughly 3 minutes on foot.
Its Food Standards Agency hygiene rating is 3 out of 5. We list 7,351 businesses in London holding the top rating of 5, out of 10,713 with a published rating.

Figures are counts from this directory, not a ranking or endorsement. Browse all cafes in Bethnal Green West.

Business details

Location

Address: 429 Bethnal Green Road
Area: Bethnal Green West
Town / city: London
County: Tower Hamlets
Region: England
Postcode: E2 0AN
Postcode district: E2

Contact

Website: www.fuckoffee.com

Access

Wheelchair access: Limited

Facilities

Outdoor seating: Yes
Indoor seating: Yes

Food Hygiene Rating

3out of 5

Generally satisfactory

Inspected 20 October 2025

By Tower Hamlets Council

Food hygiene inspection result published by the Food Standards Agency. This measures hygiene standards at inspection, not customer satisfaction. Contains public sector information licensed under the Open Government Licence v3.0.

Opening Hours

Monday: 07:00 – 18:00
Tuesday: 07:00 – 18:00
Wednesday: 07:00 – 18:00
Thursday: 07:00 – 18:00
Friday: 07:00 – 18:00
Saturday: 07:00 – 18:00
Sunday: 07:00 – 18:00

Open seven days a weekOpens early (07:00 or earlier)Open at weekends

Hours are community-maintained and may change: confirm with the business.

Frequently asked questions about Fuckoffee

Where is Fuckoffee located?: Fuckoffee is located at 429 Bethnal Green Road, Bethnal Green West, London, E2 0AN, in London, Tower Hamlets.
How can I contact Fuckoffee?: You can contact Fuckoffee through their website at https://www.fuckoffee.com/. You can also send a quote request through this page.
When is Fuckoffee open?: Monday 07:00 to 18:00; Tuesday 07:00 to 18:00; Wednesday 07:00 to 18:00; Thursday 07:00 to 18:00; Friday 07:00 to 18:00; Saturday 07:00 to 18:00; Sunday 07:00 to 18:00. Hours are community-maintained and may change, so confirm with the business before travelling.
What is the food hygiene rating for Fuckoffee?: Fuckoffee holds a Food Standards Agency hygiene rating of 3 out of 5, issued by Tower Hamlets following an inspection on 2025-10-20. This reflects hygiene standards observed at inspection, not customer satisfaction.

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429 Bethnal Green Road, Bethnal Green West, London, Tower Hamlets, E2 0AN

Nearest transport

Bethnal Green · Railway station289 m
Bethnal Green · Railway station372 m
Cambridge Heath · Railway station538 m
Whitechapel · Railway station832 m

Nearby landmarks

Backyard Comedy Club316 m
Young V&A348 m
Vagina Museum375 m
Pedley Street Station620 m

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